Star Wars

The Science Joke

One day during the science lesson, John's teacher tell the class, "Science is all around us. Everything that we see, everything that we feel, all are science."

"What about Formulas, teacher? They are also considered science. Are they all around us as well?" John asked.

"Of course they are. Take for example Force. We required force to hold things up. Even a stationary object has potential energy. Formulas are part of science, they are also all around us." The teacher replied.

Few days later, John fall sick, and he went to visit a doctor.

"Hello, my little friend! What happen to you today? You don't look good today." The Doctor asked.

"Yes! I got a fever today, and I am feeling very bad right now." John replied in a weak voice.

"Oh! Alright! Come on, take a seat. Let me take a look at your condition." The doctor said.

After a few minutes of examining, the doctor write a prescription, and then said to John, "John, you had a high fever. You should take a good rest at home. I will give you a 2 days MC (Medical Certificate) to rest at home for a few days."

Recalling what his teacher had said, he replied "But Doctor, I feel that my condition is very bad. I vomitted a lot of times this morning, and whenever I eat something, I will end up vomitting out everything. Now I am feeling very weak now. I cannot just have an MC thats all. I need an E."

"An E? What is an E?" The Doctor asked in confusion.

"An E! You know? Have you ever heard of E = MC^2 ? Yes! That E! I cannot just have a 2 days MC. I feel really bad. I think I need 4 days MC!" John said.

"E = MC^2 ? But this formula is not supposed to be used on clinics, you know?" The doctor said, nearly laughed.

"No! My teacher said that science is everywhere. Formulas are also considered science. So in other words, it also means formulas are also everywhere around us. Why can't I used this formula?" John yelled.

Doctor: "............"

The Animal Joke

Tortoise

Monkey

Parrot

There are three animals, a parrot, a monkey, and a tortoise. They are on a plane. Suddenly, the plane lost control, and it is going to crash. Then the parrot suggests that they will jump one by one after by the count of three. So they each grab a parachute and prepare to jump. The parrot counts first, and the parrot jump first. The monkey do not know how to speak, so it cannot count, but it “monkey see, monkey do”, so it follow the parrot count and follow the parrot jump, but the tortoise don’t know how to count, and also did not know how to follow, so in the end, the tortoise did not jump, and it ends up in the crash. But in the end, why only the monkey die?

Because after the parrot jump, the parrot did not open the parachute. Because the parrot has wings, and it uses wings to fly. The monkey “monkey see, monkey do”, and it just follows the action of the parrot. But monkeys don’t have wings, so the monkey continues to drop, and the monkey don’t know what the parachute is for, and also don't know how to use a parachute. As for the tortoise, it has a hard shell to protect it, so it survives in the crash. So, only the monkey dies.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo)

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Italian: Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo) is a 1966 Italian epic spaghetti western film directed by Sergio Leone, starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and Eli Wallach in the title roles. The screenplay was written by Age & Scarpelli, Luciano Vincenzoni and Leone, based on a story by Vincenzoni and Leone. Director of photography Tonino Delli Colli was responsible for the film's sweeping widescreen cinematography and Ennio Morricone composed the famous film score.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly has been described as European cinema's best representative of the Western genre film, and Quentin Tarantino has called it "the best-directed film of all time."

The fame of this movie is very well known, until now.





The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - Spanish Intro (Opening Theme)








The Good

The Bad

The Ugly